"Liberal Media Desecrates Sarah Palin Again!"
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
“Indeed, if political figures stand for ideas, victimization is what Ms. Palin is all about. It is her brand, her myth. Ronald Reagan stood tall. John McCain was about service. Barack Obama has hope. Sarah Palin is a collector of grievances. She runs for high office by griping.”
[WSJ via Wonkette]
isweatbutter.com has a new little sister site...
Sunday, April 12, 2009
check it out at http://www.islapveganswithrawchickencutlet.com !!!
Read more..."The Only Place I'm Runnin' is the Liquor Store." [Potent Quotables]
Saturday, April 04, 2009
Mike: what did you pack, I don't want to forget anything.
Chuck: I packed uniforms, supplements and gym clothes.
Mike: gym clothes?
Chuck: yea, they have a 3 mile track there...
Mike: "shiiiit, the only place I'm runnin' is the liquor store."
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
"if you possess something that you cannot give away, then you do not possess it, it possesses you." --frank sinatra
Not to get all 'pretty woman' on you, but this is the view from the hotel room that I'm in right now... Can we talk?
Friday, March 20, 2009
Yes, that's the Brooklyn Bridge, as seen from the fine@ss Hotel that I'm sleeping in tonight.
If the term 'money shot' could be applied to a drawer, I have a feeling that THIS would be it:
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
WTF is a "Pubemaster?"
Friday, March 13, 2009
i just checked google analytics to get my website stats, and found some interesting keyword searches that led people to this site. i highlighted some of my favorites, including 'pubemaster' and 'soy sauce sex.' i'm so glad to know that i contribute to the importance of the world wide web.
My Favorite Part of This FAIL is the Package of Raw Chicken Resting on This Poor Kid's Face.
[via failblog]
Regarding Jimmy Fallon's Musical Guest [Straight From My Mom's Mouth]
He must be Irish cause this is stupid... Go eat some Lucky Charms." --my mom
this statement was immediately followed by: "don't twitter that, the leprechauns will come and steal my cat."