Don't be Stupid: A Blatant Generalization.

that show, "the hills," is stupid. and i'm going to go out on a rickety limb here, and make the blatant generalization that if you watch "the hills," you too, are stupid.

i compare that show to tom cruise. look at tom cruise, he's not sure who he really is. sometimes he's an actor. other times he's an alien worshipping scientologist. or brooke shields' psychiatrist. or a maniacal father. or an flds-like husband. he just can't decide. similarly, "the hills," is sometimes a reality show. sometimes a real world reunion show. or an episode of sweet valley high. or jerry springer. or on it's best days, a mildly amusing after school special. in short, IT SUCKS.

and probably the two most obnoxious fuckers on the show would be these two idiots, spencer and heidi. who i've had the unfortunate experience of seeing on the late night talk show circuit. last time spencer was on letterman, i remember thinking to myself, "is there anything that this guy could do to make me hate him any more than i already do?" i was sure there wasn't.

then he wore a shirt that said, "palin for vp: god, guns, glory," while carrying a six-pack of budweiser and a rifle, and walking with his tone deaf tramp of a girlfriend who had a shirt on that said, "read my lipstick: vote mccain-palin."

these are prime examples of people that i'm afraid of come november fourth. KILL.ME.NOW.

[bestweekever via defamer]