Today in Inedible Bacon: [Save The Bacon]
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
play 'hang stan' HERE.
[via itsallaboutthebacon]
I Love Animals, But PETA Sucks. And So Does Sarah Palin. [Snowball Fight]
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
if you can make it past madonna, the olsen twins, colonel sanders and charleton heston, to round three, you can earN extra points for pelting sarah palin in her hunting helicopter. but you better play this now, because the GOP is making a big stink over it and it may not be around too long...
[thanks politico!] Read more...
I will not deprive my body of the glories of flesh. [All Meat is Delicious]
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
The wonderfully creative folks at PETA have come up with a new way to try to make you rethink your meat-eating ways: trying to ruin the best meal of the year. In a parody of the obscure Wii game Cooking Mama’s Cookoff (only the hardcore Wii fans will be familiar with this absurdity), you pull the feathers off a turkey, then remove its organs and stuff it with a disgusting gray goo. The problem, of course, is that the audience PETA is ostensibly trying to reach (the dastardly meat eaters) have probably seen a turkey before, and it is not the scabbed, rotting bird filled with malodorous goop. Instead, the meat eaters know that it is a delicious, golden bird filled with scrumptious stuffing. So while the facts that PETA displays between game screens—about turkeys fed with so many hormones so that they can’t stand up because their breasts are too large—are chilling, trying to disgust us with obviously exaggerated meat cartoons just undermines the argument. You’re going to have to do something to convince me to give up the deliciousness, not try to convince me, against all experience, that it is not, in fact, delicious.
Play the game, which is slightly fun for a second, here.
[via good]
Thank God for Justin Timberlake...
Sunday, November 16, 2008
because paul rudd was a dud. and i had such high hopes. of course, the funniest skit of the night, justin, andy, and the new guy dancing with beyonce to 'single ladies,' probably won't make it onto the net because beyonce's record label sucks. but i'm sure they will be rerunning it the saturday after next. prepare your tivo...
I'm Curious Who Thought That This Would Be a Good Idea...
Monday, November 10, 2008
I'm Nobody's Hero...
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
it's no joke. i'm suffering from a serious case of guitarthritis right now. one too many danzig riffs i think.

