Actual AIM Conversation I Just Had: [Who Uses AIM in 2008, Anyway?]

NOT ME: i am going to watch the rest of 'the year without a santa claus' with mikey...

ME: tell mikey that i'm gonna stab santa with a pirate sword

NOT ME: that's horrible

ME: i know
ME: i'm bitchy

NOT ME: i see

ME: but santa's blood tastes like candy canes

NOT ME: stop. you are disgusting

ME: get over it. cuz it's the truth

NOT ME: listen, dickhead

ME: ha. go before santa is d-e-a-d

NOT ME: i hope you get coal in your stupid stocking

ME: is your roof icy?

NOT ME: is this a joke?

ME: so maybe those flea ridden deers will fall off and break their stupid necks

NOT ME: bah, humbug to you too
NOT ME: dickhead

ME: go
ME: i got a call

NOT ME: good
NOT ME: bye..

[photo via claudiacatalina]