Lost in Translation.

i've always thought that vanity plates were lame. even more lame is a vanity plate that makes no damn sense. or that needs to be explained. this one, "i work," seemed pretty self-explanatory. apparently not, because the douche whose gas guzzler it's on felt it necessary to explain it with an elaborate decal on the tailgate.

"i'm a REPUBLICAN because EVERYONE can't be on WELFARE."

all i have to say is, good thing "you work," so that you could afford that stupid-waste-of-money-decal on your gas guzzling truck, while others in this country struggle to pay bills and feed their children. typical. congratulations.

by the way, did you have to pay by the letter? because you could have saved yourself some money by just getting a decal that said "i'm an asshole." it has exactly the same affect you fucking douchebag.

[photo via horriblelicenseplates]

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A Needed Addition to the V-Dubb Bumper... [Non-Jesus Bumperstickers]

[via andypendence haul]

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Sonseed "Jesus Jizz" [UPDATE]

remember when i mentioned that i have had a friend in jesus? well apparently the peeps over at gawker did too, and today posted this: "christian ska band was totally real, ye doubters." check it out, if ye too were a doubter.

[via gawker]

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Jesus Jesus #1

i'm convinced, it wouldn't be a sunday in the sticks of pennsylvania, without coming across a jesus related artifact. this guy was super excited that i was taking a picture of his jesus mobile, and asked if i minded if he got in the photo. who am i to disappoint on a high holy day? "say cheese jesus!" after all, i need all the help i can get after writing THIS.

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I have had a friend in Jesus.

i'm not sure that i've secured my ticket on the eternal damnation express with all of those i <3 jesus bumpersticker posts, so in an attempt to receive my receipt marked paid in full, i bring to you, courtesy of slog, my vote for music video of the year. it's a real gem by a lovely republican evangelical group called sonseed.* i'm not exactly sure of the song title, but i'm almost positive that it has something to do with not being friends with jesus.

*i’d like to again point out that the name of this band is “sonseed,” which is clearly nothing more than a euphemism for “jesus jizz.” oh, look! there's my receipt.

be sure to listen to the deep, meaningful lyrics. these are some of my favorites:

"once i tried to run | i tried to run and hide | but jesus came and found me and he touched me down inside | he is like a mountie | he always gets his man | and he’ll zap you any way he can"

that makes me want to start going back to church.

[via slog]

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I <3 Jesus: Part V

this is really getting out of hand, but i'm still enjoying it.




Part I
Part II
Part III
Part IV

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I <3 Jesus: SPECIAL EDITION...

this beauty aggravates the hell out of me. according to the side of this truck, which may be difficult to see because of the size, the following is a list of things associated with having an abortion:

1: depression
2: anger
3: sleepless nights
4: killed my baby
5: breast cancer

breast cancer? seriously? ...f*cking republicans.

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I <3 Jesus: Part IV...

i'm not sure if i'll ever stop laughing at these. i guess i'm going to hell.




Part I
Part II
Part III

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Jesus NOT Included...

in the search for jesus stickers on the streets, this sticker caught my eye.

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I <3 Jesus: Part III...

something tells me that this will NEVER end...



this is my favorite so far. next to the sticker that says "stem cells save lives" on the left of the bumper, the sticker says:
JESUS LOVES YOU, EVERYBODY ELSE THINKS YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE."

Part I
Part II

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I <3 Jesus: Part II...

more uberholy bumper stickers...




and my search continues...
Part I

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i <3 jesus...

...bumperstickers. and i'm not sure if there has been a recent outbreak of them, or if i've only just begun to notice them, but whatever the case, they make me laugh. i'll add more as i see them, but here are a few gems that i've seen recently:




to be continued...

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