Showing posts with label palin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label palin. Show all posts
"Liberal Media Desecrates Sarah Palin Again!"
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
“Indeed, if political figures stand for ideas, victimization is what Ms. Palin is all about. It is her brand, her myth. Ronald Reagan stood tall. John McCain was about service. Barack Obama has hope. Sarah Palin is a collector of grievances. She runs for high office by griping.”
[WSJ via Wonkette]
I'm Gonna Go Out On A Limb Here And Call This, "The Direct Result Of Child Abuse."
Friday, February 27, 2009
Guns Don't Kill Animals, Palins Do
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
i sent this article from salon to my mom:
Just in case you thought Sarah Palin only hated polar bears, wolves and moose, she's now suing the federal government to stop it from protecting the Cook Inlet beluga whales as an endangered species.to which she so eloquently responded:
"She's a fucking idiot... They ought to make it open season on Palins."Read more...
Happy Birthday Dipshit!
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
america's queen turns 45 today! sarah palin, not latifah. she's almost as old as alaska's very statehood!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIPSHIT!
And Speaking of Baby Bumps... [L'Eggo My Pr'Eggo]
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Today on The View, Elisabeth Hasselbeck revealed that there is a new creature who is trying desperately to store up enough strength so that it can escape her. It is called "a baby."
This will be Hasselbeck's third child, joining Grace and the one who got thrown into Gitmo for headbutting President Bush. The baby is due in August (placing its conception date somewhere between Hasselbeck's incense controversy and The View's last guest appearance by Andy Dick), as only recently did Hasselbeck become aware that her post-election vomiting was likely due to the circle of life. The baby will be named William Ayers McCartney Sheetzucacapoopoo Hasselbeck; send your gifts and donations to SarahPAC.
[via defamer]
Somehow, I Totally Missed The Michael Cera Boat...
...but i finally, more than a year late, watched juno last night. and i only saw superbad for the first time, two weeks ago. michael cera is a genius at underacting. gems they are.
Please Pass The Cheese, She'd Really Enjoy Some With Her Whine...
Thursday, January 08, 2009
...because it's apparently not safe to swallow that bitter little pill on an empty stomach.
and now, without further adieu, i reintroduce to you, the (oh god I hope) "Future of the Republican Party:"
[via imjustsayin] Read more...
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
