Showing posts with label douchenozzle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label douchenozzle. Show all posts
And Speaking of Baby Bumps... [L'Eggo My Pr'Eggo]
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Today on The View, Elisabeth Hasselbeck revealed that there is a new creature who is trying desperately to store up enough strength so that it can escape her. It is called "a baby."
This will be Hasselbeck's third child, joining Grace and the one who got thrown into Gitmo for headbutting President Bush. The baby is due in August (placing its conception date somewhere between Hasselbeck's incense controversy and The View's last guest appearance by Andy Dick), as only recently did Hasselbeck become aware that her post-election vomiting was likely due to the circle of life. The baby will be named William Ayers McCartney Sheetzucacapoopoo Hasselbeck; send your gifts and donations to SarahPAC.
[via defamer]
An Open Letter To The Scumbag That Thought This Was A Good Idea:
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
dear piece-of-shit-detective-from-alaska-that-thought-it-was-a-good-idea-to-make-this-cake-for-god-knows-what-occasion,
you're a fucking asshole. there's not much more to be said. i'm sure your fellow police officers in new york will get a real kick out of seeing this.sincerely,
karma's a bitch. be careful hunting.
the guy that just called a detective an asshole and doesn't care who knows it
[photo via slog] Read more...
The End of 2008 Means That You Can Expect One Thing: A Boatload of Lists
Saturday, December 27, 2008
gawker, defamer, perezhilton, you name the blog and they've got lists to celebrate the end of the year. celebrity fights, best songs, best reality tv moments, the list goes on. i haven't bothered posting any of the 30 or so that i've seen so far, but this one, from this recording, is worth it. mostly because if i were to make a list of the most facsinating people of 2008, i'd probably have come up with an identical list. (with the exception of david foster wallace, because i just don't get the big deal about him.)
Douche On Douche [The Douche Off]
Tuesday, December 09, 2008
the only possible way for spencer pratt to be any more of a douche, would be for spencer pratt to take advice from the grand douche himself, mr. tom cruise. video in which tom offers...
Bag-o-Douche
Monday, December 01, 2008
All Apologies:
In something of an exit interview, Bush tells ABC News that he "was unprepared for war" and regrets the intelligence failures that led him to invade Iraq.He'd like to be remembered by Americans this way:
[via slog] Read more..."I hope they feel that this is a guy that came, didn't sell his soul for politics, had to make some tough decisions, and did so in a principled way."
The Douchebag Express [All Aboard!]
Sunday, November 23, 2008
i'll need to fix this, because it's seems as if some VIP douchenozzles have been left off of the express. most notably tom cruise, elisabeth hasselbeck, jay leno, w, and spencer pratt. perhaps i need to work my photoshop magic...
[via gawker]
...but you can call me 'Asswipe' for short.
Thursday, November 06, 2008
the above british douchenozzle legally changed his name recently from 'george garratt' to 'captain fantastic faster than superman spiderman batman wolverine hulk and the flash combined.' (what, no commas?) but you can call him asswipe for short.
[via slog]
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