Soy Sauce Packets & Epiphanies: molls

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On Octomom...

Saturday, February 14, 2009

But then you have the Duggars, who equally sicken me..." --molls' mom on 'octomom'

Ain't That The Truth... [Potent Quotables]

Thursday, February 05, 2009

With an East Coast sense of humor, it’s more about what you don’t say.” --edward via molls

Trig Palin? [I'm Totally Going To Hell For This]

Friday, January 30, 2009

[via molls]

I Totally Want One Of These To Hang From My Rearview Mirror:

Thursday, January 22, 2009

thank you for being a friend-ship bracelet via molls

Starbucks Oatmeal Tastes Like Guilt.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Me: How is the oatmeal at Starbucks?

Ed: I don't know. Want to know what it feels like? It feels like I'm a fucking idiot because I'm eating something I could make at home. It makes me feel bad. It tastes like guilt.

[via molls]

To Anyone Who Has Ever Asked Me Which Guilty Pleasure Blogs I Read/Watch/Piss My Pants Enjoying,

Thursday, January 08, 2009

I GIVE YOU, THE ONE, THE ONLY,

WWW.THEMOLLSSHOW.COM

On Strength... [Potent Quoatbles]

Thursday, January 01, 2009

Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength." --arnold schwarzenegger

[via bedtime]

Have you ever looked at someone and thought to yourself, "Where have you been all my life?"

Sunday, December 28, 2008

...i think that to myself everytime i watch a video of molls.

I Have Nothing To Say.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

...except that i swear that at 1:10 he says "i know you love my c*ck." oh, and that i eternally <3 molls for posting this.

[via mollsshewrote]

the story behind ssp&e:

so i'm not sure if you're anything like me, but being the 'off the cuff cuisine' chef that i am, i try not to let anything go to waste. you know, when you bring home some bk or mickey d's, and after consuming your poor excuse for food, have ketchup packets or sauce shots left over that you throw in the door and forget about. same goes for chinese food, and you know they always give you enough sauce to put out a fire at the pentagon with your order. you throw them in your refrigerator door and forget about them. then one day you're trying to impress some last minute guests that have decided to stay at your place for dinner and all you have in your 'gourmet' kitchen are some ramen noodles, frozen veggies and some leftover grilled chicken from last weekend's cookout. the makings of a superb, on-the-fly stirfry. but wait, OH SHIT!, how are you going to make a sauce for your stirfry with no sauce? you look in the fridge and all you see is a bottle of ketchup, french's mustard (i use the term mustard loosely when describing french's), and a jar of pickle juice. oh no, what to do, what to do. then you bust open the butter holder, that invariably has never seen a stick of butter in it's life, and VOILA! soy sauce, duck sauce, hot mustard! packets, but instant chinkychow sauce nonetheless! each one of those packets, collected over time, came from a meal, inevitably eaten over conversation, an argument or during a lone lunch of self-reflection, came from a time and place in the past. as are our lessons learned. we learn through the years how to cope, how to inspire, how to teach, and how to live. we don't always remember those lessons, as we throw condiment packets in the fridge we throw life-lessons into the back of our heads, until one day we find ourself in a situation where it becomes relevant and we pull them from the back of our minds as to not waste the advice and lessons of the past. the moral of this story, and the linking of it to my blog- our life experiences are our 'soy sauce packets,' our hidden links to our experiences of our past...

e·piph·a·ny - noun - a sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something, usually initiated by some simple, homely, or commonplace occurrence or experience. [www.dictionary.com]

the epiphanies that we experience in life, questions or situations that we find ourselves in, and don't know how to resolve, can most often be solved my raking our brains in search of a 'soy sauce packet.' an answer to a question. a solution to a problem. and so this, this blog, is simply an ever-expanding culmination of soy sauce packets in my butter box, and the epiphanies that have helped to make room for more butter in my fridge...

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On Octomom...

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Ain't That The Truth... [Potent Quotables]

Thursday, February 05, 2009

Trig Palin? [I'm Totally Going To Hell For This]

Friday, January 30, 2009

I Totally Want One Of These To Hang From My Rearview Mirror:

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Starbucks Oatmeal Tastes Like Guilt.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

To Anyone Who Has Ever Asked Me Which Guilty Pleasure Blogs I Read/Watch/Piss My Pants Enjoying,

Thursday, January 08, 2009

On Strength... [Potent Quoatbles]

Thursday, January 01, 2009

Have you ever looked at someone and thought to yourself, "Where have you been all my life?"

Sunday, December 28, 2008

I Have Nothing To Say.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

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