2010 is going to be my year.

Thursday, March 04, 2010

I decided that soon after the miserable holidays that I "celebrated" last year. After all, I've been in the shit long enough, haven't I? I'm tired of being broke. I'm tired of being unhappy. So in 2010, I decided that on top of continuing my endless quest for a job that pays actual money, I was going to be happy. Even if that means broke and happy, it's happiness that's important.

In order to accomplish this feat, I made a few attainable resolutions to myself, the first of which is to blog more often. I mean seriously, look around, this place is about as up-to-date as Sarah Palin's closet in a non-election year. So, like Tiger Woods, I've gotta get on top of that. Let's call this "one small step for man, and one giant leap for Butter." (And don't judge me for referring to myself in third person by my twitter handle.)

I also resolved to myself that I need to start getting out more. Between weekend trips to DC and my new found sport(?!?) Of GeoCaching, I've been fulfilling this resolution just fine. I'm hoping to visit all of the DC museums before the year's end, but I'd be happy with 50%. As for the GeoCaching, which for those of you that don't know, is essentially using billion dollar government satellites to find Tupperware hidden in the woods, it has kept me busy and exploring parts of Virginia that I otherwise would have ignored. (And Toasty likes it too.)

I also realized that there are a few important people in my life that I need to reconnect with. My small family is one of those "people." It's rough sometimes and I don't know that I'll ever be able to check this one off my list, because just like children, when it comes to family, you can't live with 'em and you can't shoot 'em.

My old pals from my Rhode Island days, Kelly & Monica, have been at the top of my "need to reconnect with asap" list for about 3 years now. Due to the circumstances of being a hippie, I never thought it would happen, but Kelly finally joined Facebook and we got back in touch about two weeks ago. You know how you can really tell who your good friends are? Vanish from each other's lives for 5 years and then get back together with them; if it feels like no time has gone by, you're golden. And I've got to say, as much as it blew losing touch, staying up watching the Olympics until 4am and drinking PBRs with good friends and a 20 pound cat never felt so right. Mission Accomplished. Next on that list: Theresa, Toni & Karbo.

Unfortunately this process has not been all good. In the process of knocking out some lines of my Two-Thousand-Ten-Do-List, I've been less than reliable when it comes to answering my cell and returning calls.

Believe it or not, that was one of my big ideas too. It's a pretty simple one: Answer the fcuking phone when people call you. I think to myself, 'If people are taking time out of their schedule to call you, you who has no job or pressing appointments, pause the motherfcuking DVR and answer the phone.' I just realized how bad I am with this, as I got angry typing that last sentence. I'll work on that, I promise.

Well it's 3am and my thumbs feel like they're about to fall off my sweaty palms after typing this entire blog post on my BlackBerry, so I'll bid you adieu, for now.

Until next time, America...

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Truth. Be. Told.

Sunday, February 07, 2010

[toothpastefordinner via spleeness]

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

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"Liberal Media Desecrates Sarah Palin Again!"

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

“Indeed, if political figures stand for ideas, victimization is what Ms. Palin is all about. It is her brand, her myth. Ronald Reagan stood tall. John McCain was about service. Barack Obama has hope. Sarah Palin is a collector of grievances. She runs for high office by griping.”

[WSJ via Wonkette]

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COMING SOON!

Wednesday, July 01, 2009


FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER


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isweatbutter.com has a new little sister site...

Sunday, April 12, 2009

check it out at http://www.islapveganswithrawchickencutlet.com !!!

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"The Only Place I'm Runnin' is the Liquor Store." [Potent Quotables]

Saturday, April 04, 2009

Mike: what did you pack, I don't want to forget anything.
Chuck: I packed uniforms, supplements and gym clothes.
Mike: gym clothes?
Chuck: yea, they have a 3 mile track there...
Mike: "shiiiit, the only place I'm runnin' is the liquor store."

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009


"if you possess something that you cannot give away, then you do not possess it, it possesses you." --frank sinatra

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Not to get all 'pretty woman' on you, but this is the view from the hotel room that I'm in right now... Can we talk?

Friday, March 20, 2009

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

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Yes, that's the Brooklyn Bridge, as seen from the fine@ss Hotel that I'm sleeping in tonight.

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

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If the term 'money shot' could be applied to a drawer, I have a feeling that THIS would be it:

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

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WTF is a "Pubemaster?"

Friday, March 13, 2009

i just checked google analytics to get my website stats, and found some interesting keyword searches that led people to this site. i highlighted some of my favorites, including 'pubemaster' and 'soy sauce sex.' i'm so glad to know that i contribute to the importance of the world wide web.

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My Favorite Part of This FAIL is the Package of Raw Chicken Resting on This Poor Kid's Face.

[via failblog]

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Regarding Jimmy Fallon's Musical Guest [Straight From My Mom's Mouth]


He must be Irish cause this is stupid... Go eat some Lucky Charms." --my mom

this statement was immediately followed by: "don't twitter that, the leprechauns will come and steal my cat."

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The New Fcuking Citibank:

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Dick of the Day. [Today in Douchebags]

Thursday, March 12, 2009

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