[Potent Quotables]
Thursday, March 12, 2009
He's done more for the good in 50 days that we've had him than that goatblowing assclown did in 8 years. I love him."
--hampsterpants via jezebel
Showing posts with label bush. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bush. Show all posts
Presidential Leadership Survey [#36? That's a Little Generous, No?]
Monday, February 16, 2009
[cspan via nbcnightlynews]
My Online BFF Margz Sent This To Me, It's From A Storefront In Washington, DC...
Saturday, February 07, 2009
Mission Accomplished.
Friday, January 23, 2009
when i look at the man who would be king
the man who would be king goes to the
desert to sing war his dad rehearsed
came back with flags on coffins and said
we won, oh, we won..."
'20 dollar nose bleed' by fall out boy
Re: Absolutely
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
both of my sisters, unlike myself, seldom speak of their political affiliations. that is until this morning when my sister aurora posted this on her blog:
you go ro!
[via wildaurora]
BREAKING NEWS: The Department of Karma
WASHINGTON - Vice President Dick Cheney pulled a muscle in his back while moving boxes and will be in a wheelchair for Tuesday's inauguration ceremony.
White House press secretary Dana Perino said Monday that Cheney was helping to move into his new home outside Washington in McLean, Va., when he injured his back.
His doctor recommended that he needed a wheelchair for the next couple of days.
[via msnbc]
Bush Repeals English Language:
Last Official Act as President
In what he hoped would be the capstone to his eight years as President, George W. Bush today signed an executive order repealing the English language.
Scrawling his name on the official document, Mr. Bush said that in abolishing English he had vanquished his "greaterest enemy."
For Mr. Bush, the executive order represents the realization of a longstanding dream that began in 2001 when he declared an official War on Grammar.
The President followed up that declaration of war in 2003 when he signed an executive order cancelling the agreement between nouns and verbs.
Mr. Bush's decision to repeal the English language could complicate matters for his successor, President-elect Barack Obama, who is scheduled to deliver his inaugural address tomorrow, presumably in English.
But thoughts of Mr. Obama seemed far away during today's jubilant Oval Office ceremony, which Mr. Bush summed up in four words: "I can has legacy."
Mr. Bush's executive offer also drew high praise from a fellow Republican, Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska: "Being that the English language can and has been used in confusing and also too in harming ordinary Americans, knowing that it no longer can or will be used in doing that is something positive that this is doing also."
[via borowitzreport]
Just In Case France Didn't Already Hate Us Enough, Bush Felt The Need To Sock It To Them, One More Time.
A complete ass right until the end. Increasing import duties on Roquefort cheese? What the hell?
Less than a week before it leaves office, the Bush administration has sparked anger across the Atlantic by tripling the import duty rate on roquefort cheese to 300%, a move which the US hopes will "shut down trade" in the sheep's milk product by making it prohibitively expensive.
The decision, part of Washington's attempts to force the EU into dropping its ban on hormone-treated beef, was greeted with disbelief by the French government and by farmers in the south-western Aveyron region who depend on the industry for their livelihoods.
"Maybe the Bush administration indulged itself by taking this decision just before it leaves," Robert Glandieres, president of the roquefort producers' group, told Reuters.
The tariff on roquefort, condemned as "incomprehensible and inadmissible" by the French government, will probably have a minimal effect, given exports to the US account for just 2% of annual sales. French farmers said it would mean "the end" for roquefort in the US and vowed to take "symbolic actions" in return.
i can't wait to see what those "symbolic actions" turn out to me. more tainted milk and salmonella laden peanut butter? my best guess would be tainted 'freedom fries.'
[americablog via slog]
What A Difference Eight Years Makes. [Infographic]
Friday, January 16, 2009
The Atlantic takes a sober yet playful look at how things have changed in the last eight years under the stewardship of one George W. Bush. The good news? More billionaires! The bad news: more fat people.
[theatlantic via good.is] Read more...
Obama Poised To Become Most Ass-kissed President In History
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Suckage Reaching New Heights, Historians Say
When he is inaugurated on January 20, President-elect Barack Obama is on track to become the most ass-kissed president in the nation's history, some historians believe.
Those experts say that with conservative pundits and evangelists scurrying to hop aboard the Obama bandwagon, in addition to the liberal talking heads who have been kissing his ass for months, the President-elect's buttocks are being sucked to a degree that is without precedent.
"Abraham Lincoln is perhaps our country's greatest president," says Doris Kearns Goodwin, noted historian and author of the bestselling Team of Rivals, "but he never had his fanny kissed like this."
At MSNBC, a top executive announced today that the news network would suspend its regular programming between now and the Inauguration "to administer one long, glorious blowjob to President-elect Barack Obama."
The network's new promos reflect this agenda, as a disembodied voice asks the viewer, "Do you remember the moment when you fell in love with Barack Obama?"
At the final press conference of his presidency, George W. Bush ruefully contrasted his treatment by the press with the historic level of suckage being bestowed on the President-elect's buttal region.
"You people never kissed my hiney like you're kissing his, and you know it," Mr. Bush said. "As far as I'm concerned, you bastards can all go to hell."
Mr. Bush later struck an elegiac note, saying that he was considering several options for his retirement, including a return to full-time drinking.
[via borowitzreport]
Don't Let The Shoe Hit You On The Way Out...
Sunday, December 14, 2008
President Bush made his last surprise visit to Iraq today, and, well, the press conference in Baghdad didn't go so well.His appearance at a news conference here was interrupted by a man, apparently a journalist, who leaped to his feet and threw one shoe at the president, who ducked and narrowly missed being struck. Chaos ensued. He threw a second shoe, which also narrowly missed Mr. Bush. The man was roughly 12 feet from the lecturn in the center of two rows ofchairs, about two feet from a pool of reporters. A scrum of security agents descended on the man and wrestled him, first to the floor and then out of the ornate room where the news conference was taking place. The president was uninjured and brushed off the incident. “All I can report is it is a size 10,” he said jokingly. An Iraqi accompanying the pool of reporters said the man had shouted, “This is a farewell kiss, dog.”[via slog, imjustsayin] Read more...
Dear Fellow Constituent,
Tuesday, December 02, 2008
The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages and accepting donations.
The Library will include:
-The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.**Note: The library will feature an electron microscope to help you locate and view the President's accomplishments.
-The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.
-The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
-The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
-The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
-The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
-The National Debt Room, which is Huge and has no ceiling.
-The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy.
-The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.
-The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first visit, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth visit.)
-The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.
-The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
-The Supreme Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
-The Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
-The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.
The library will also include many famous quotes by George W. Bush:
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY!
"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
"We're have the best educated American people in the world."
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
Sincerely,
Jack Abramoff, Co-Chair
G.W. Bush Library Board of Directors
[via imjustsayin] Read more...
Reason Number 2,987,452,001...
...that george w. bush is a douchenozzle: (in case you needed another)
w's dastardly plan to push through the "provider conscience" rule, that could enable healthcare workers to refuse to participate in anything they object to on moral grounds, continues. the l.a. times is saying that the rule could have wider-reaching consequences than previously thought. it goes way beyond abortion, the paper notes: "it could reach disputes over contraception, sperm donations and end-of-life care." the times also offers four examples of women being refused treatment that had devastating results.
"In calling for limits on “conscientious refusals,” [the American College of Obstetrics and Gynecology] cited four recent examples. In Texas, a pharmacist rejected a rape victim's prescription for emergency contraception. In Virginia, a 42-year-old mother of two became pregnant after being refused emergency contraception. In California, a physician refused to perform artificial insemination for a lesbian couple. (In August, the California Supreme Court ruled that this refusal amounted to illegal discrimination based on sexual orientation.) And in Nebraska, a 19-year-old with a life-threatening embolism was refused an early abortion at a religiously affiliated hospital.[READ MORE via latimes] Read more...
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