Hello, Dis' Be Wal-Marts...

...how CAN'T i help youse?

(be sure to imagine 'dueling banjos' playing in the background
as billy-bob picks up the phone.)
ok, so this is how i imagine this conversation went:

wal-mart employee: "hello, 'dis be wal-marts, how can i help youse?'

customer: "i would like to order a cake for a going away party this week."

wal-mart employee: "what you want on the cake?"

customer: "best wishes suzanne" and underneath that "we will miss you."

thanks to the sausage queen for this one...