soy sauce packets & epiphanies

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

COMING SOON!

Sunday, April 12, 2009

isweatbutter.com has a new little sister site...

check it out at http://www.islapveganswithrawchickencutlet.com !!!

Saturday, April 04, 2009

"The Only Place I'm Runnin' is the Liquor Store." [Potent Quotables]

Mike: what did you pack, I don't want to forget anything.
Chuck: I packed uniforms, supplements and gym clothes.
Mike: gym clothes?
Chuck: yea, they have a 3 mile track there...
Mike: "shiiiit, the only place I'm runnin' is the liquor store."

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

"if you possess something that you cannot give away, then you do not possess it, it possesses you." --frank sinatra

Friday, March 20, 2009

Not to get all 'pretty woman' on you, but this is the view from the hotel room that I'm in right now... Can we talk?

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

Yes, that's the Brooklyn Bridge, as seen from the fine@ss Hotel that I'm sleeping in tonight.

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

If the term 'money shot' could be applied to a drawer, I have a feeling that THIS would be it:

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

Friday, March 13, 2009

WTF is a "Pubemaster?"

i just checked google analytics to get my website stats, and found some interesting keyword searches that led people to this site. i highlighted some of my favorites, including 'pubemaster' and 'soy sauce sex.' i'm so glad to know that i contribute to the importance of the world wide web.

My Favorite Part of This FAIL is the Package of Raw Chicken Resting on This Poor Kid's Face.

[via failblog]

Regarding Jimmy Fallon's Musical Guest [Straight From My Mom's Mouth]

He must be Irish cause this is stupid... Go eat some Lucky Charms." --my mom

this statement was immediately followed by: "don't twitter that, the leprechauns will come and steal my cat."

The New Fcuking Citibank:

The New F***ing Citibank - watch more funny videos

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Dick of the Day. [Today in Douchebags]

[Potent Quotables]

He's done more for the good in 50 days that we've had him than that goatblowing assclown did in 8 years. I love him."
--hampsterpants via jezebel

From Tonight's LiveTweet of American Idol:

i was live tweeting american idol tonight while it was live on the east coast and after this dude matt sang, the judges compared him to justin timberlake. again. they've done it just about every week, to which i responded via tweet:

it's now almost 1am on the east coast and my twitter is still getting retweets from all the people that keep passing it around. www.twitter.com/americanidol even sent me a direct message that just said "LOL." so i felt a visual aid was necessary.

and btw, my followers have doubled since yesterday's live idol tweet session... because i'm now apparently a snark.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Does The 'Treat' Make Them Less Of A Swindler?

Is a Girl Scout any less of a swindler because she gives you a box of eight cookies for your $3.50? It sounds to me like Bernie's got a bunch of daughters in the family business. But that's just me.

the story behind ssp&e: so i'm not sure if you're anything like me, but being the 'off the cuff cuisine' chef that i am, i try not to let anything go to waste. you know, when you bring home some bk or mickey d's, and after consuming your poor excuse for food, have ketchup packets or sauce shots left over that you throw in the door and forget about. same goes for chinese food, and you know they always give you enough sauce to put out a fire at the pentagon with your order. you throw them in your refrigerator door and forget about them. then one day you're trying to impress some last minute guests that have decided to stay at your place for dinner and all you have in your 'gourmet' kitchen are some ramen noodles, frozen veggies and some leftover grilled chicken from last weekend's cookout. the makings of a superb, on-the-fly stirfry. but wait, OH SHIT!, how are you going to make a sauce for your stirfry with no sauce? you look in the fridge and all you see is a bottle of ketchup, french's mustard (i use the term mustard loosely when describing french's), and a jar of pickle juice. oh no, what to do, what to do. then you bust open the butter holder, that invariably has never seen a stick of butter in it's life, and VOILA! soy sauce, duck sauce, hot mustard! packets, but instant chinkychow sauce nonetheless! each one of those packets, collected over time, came from a meal, inevitably eaten over conversation, an argument or during a lone lunch of self-reflection, came from a time and place in the past. as are our lessons learned. we learn through the years how to cope, how to inspire, how to teach, and how to live. we don't always remember those lessons, as we throw condiment packets in the fridge we throw life-lessons into the back of our heads, until one day we find ourself in a situation where it becomes relevant and we pull them from the back of our minds as to not waste the advice and lessons of the past. the moral of this story, and the linking of it to my blog- our life experiences are our 'soy sauce packets,' our hidden links to our experiences of our past...

e·piph·a·ny - noun - a sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something, usually initiated by some simple, homely, or commonplace occurrence or experience. [www.dictionary.com]

the epiphanies that we experience in life, questions or situations that we find ourselves in, and don't know how to resolve, can most often be solved my raking our brains in search of a 'soy sauce packet.' an answer to a question. a solution to a problem. and so this, this blog, is simply an ever-expanding culmination of soy sauce packets in my butter box, and the epiphanies that have helped to make room for more butter in my fridge...

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