Monday, October 11, 2010
ME: NEVER go camping with a chick who's menstruating. Bears can smell it. You'll get mauled.
NJ: Danke. How you doin?
ME: Grand. WTF have you been up to? Working like a Guatamalan dishwasher?
NJ: More like a Peruvian one, but all the same. I've been good. Searching for the meaning of life and going to lots of sporting events.
ME: Perhaps you'll find the meaning of life in the parking lot at the Meadowlands. Big things happen there.
NJ: Yea, like flea markets.
ME: And killer ferris wheels.
NJ: That's it! I will sell miniature killer ferris wheels at a local flea market next weekend!
ME: I'm glad I could help.