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Showing posts with label canadians. Show all posts

Somehow, I Totally Missed The Michael Cera Boat...

Thursday, January 29, 2009

...but i finally, more than a year late, watched juno last night. and i only saw superbad for the first time, two weeks ago. michael cera is a genius at underacting. gems they are.

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Walmart Spammers Working Overtime...

Saturday, August 23, 2008

well, maybe they don't actually work for the shithole that is walmart, but someone thought that i, me of all people, would fall for a fishing scam, being baited by friggin' walmart. i don't think so, but nice try.

that's a snap of the spam folder in my inbox. between 3:19 and 6:22 6:42 today i got spanked 13, wait, make that 15 times, with the same spam message about a $1000 walmart gift card.

15 times? i figured it must be serious. so i went to check it out. it turns out that it's my lucky day. i can get my $1000 shithole walmart gift card if i just follow these simple steps:

1- complete a 240(!?!?) question survey. (short answers, not multiple choice. from what i saw, most are about what type of toilet paper you prefer.)
2- complete at least 6 of the 10 sponsor offers. (the cheapest of which costs $42 to "participate" in.)
3- "follow redemption instructions." (by "redemption instructions" they mean fill out an application requiring: full name, address, phone number, drivers license number, social security number, date of birth, work address, work phone number, work email address and three personal references with addresses, phone numbers and email addresses.)
really? that's all? so let me get this straight, to get a "free" $1000 gift card, all i have to do is spend $400 on useless crap? what a fücking deal! keep fishin' you spammers, you ain't catchin' this guppy.

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Ultimate Fighter: Home Edition...

Monday, June 30, 2008

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F'n Canucks'll Scare Ya, Eh?

Monday, June 16, 2008

in the corporate world of america, 'workplace safety' campaigns are usually represented by a little yellow hardhat with a face and legs; he typically has a name like 'safety sam,' or something along those lines. EXHIBIT A. our friends to the north apparently don't agree with our tactics, most likely because no one takes them seriously here. so they went a whole other route; they'll just scare it into you and cause your poor children that are caught in the televised crossfire to have nightmares for three months. safety sam says: "clean your floor or you'll burn your face off!"

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