No Glove, No Love...

no, that IS NOT my phone.
i was surfing the urban dictionary just now and came across this, which still, 10 minutes later, still has me laughing...

TEXTUAL RELATIONS -

1.) To engage in dirty talk with one's partner via text message.

2.) Flirting, maintaining a romantic relationship via a text message from a cell phone, an email, or a postal mail letter, such as pen pals or maintenance of a long distance relationship. Textual relations are often used when two people feel the need to carefully choose their words; when thought and careful composition of thought over a longer period of time are required; when the fear of spoken conversation may be misunderstood or taken in the wrong context.

My thumbs are killing me, I was engaged in some heavy duty textual relations!