"A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier." [Do you really want to know?]

Friday, November 21, 2008

"man caught with penis in pasta jar"

"a man caught near nobbys (how appropriately named) beach with his penis in a pasta sauce jar led police on a 20 kmh (that's only 20 mph) car chase...police drew their weapons when they suspected keith weatherley...was armed (with a "pistol"). instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar...attracted attention...in a no-stopping zone...police believed weatherley was doing something with his hands (no doubt, he was) in his lap...saw the police and drove away...the chase lasted 5 to 10 minutes...he refused to leave the car. four officers used batons and capsicum (how convenient) spray to remove him. they found a 750-millilitre jar around his penis and noted that weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling." a search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a jack russell terrier...when asked why he behaved the way he did. he said he resisted police because he was "trying to make himself decent." (...and avoid getting blue-balled)"
[sydneymorningherald via slog]

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