Christmas Gift [FAIL]

Monday, December 08, 2008

via spleeness:

The trash can cozy. Does anyone really think this is flattering in any way? It's maternity clothing! Like the old Barbizon modeling school ads that inquired "Do you want to be a model or just look like one?", THIS asks: "Do you want to BE pregnant or just look like it?" Last I checked, this false pretense wasn't something most women wanted to assume. Dave Barry once said that the only safe way to ask a woman if she is pregnant is if you actually see the baby emerging from her at that exact instant. Knowing this, why would anyone want to wear a shirt that makes people stop and stare, and wonder "when is she due?"
with that being said, i guess it's safe to assume that holly won't appreciate these pants that i bought her for christmas:silly me, thinking women still felt attractive in metallic lycra.

[via spleeness]


spleeness 3:00 PM  

ha!! Well you know it *is* the thought that counts. I might wear them to bed. Or on Halloween?

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