"I've always been one to believe that buying used sex toys at garage sales was a good thing." -Marta Stuart

a box of used sex toys has been stolen from lovehoney, an online adult store. the toys were left in a box outside the company's bath, england office over the weekend and were destined for recycling.(lovehoney's rabbit amnesty program allows customers to send back dead vibrators and receive a new one for half price. so far 5 tons of used toys have been recycled.) lovehoney warns, "if someone sidles up to you in a pub and offers you a cheap rabbit, tell 'em where to get off."

[via jezebel]