"Spread Her Legs Wide With This" [Live, From My Inbox, It's Spam Folder Night!]

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

so according to the email that this came from, i sent it to myself, though i don't recall it. and i have to admit, i didn't really get the tetris reference at first. penis enlargement spam probably makes up for about 25% of my spam folder on a daily basis, but "spread her legs wide with this" is probably the most creative subject line that i have ever seen. so, "what item YOU prefer in forward?" (whatever the fuck that means.)
more winning spam subject lines:

Sharon Was Moaning With Pleasure (my guess is that sharon must have been playing tetris.)

Cleanse Your Colon With Acai Juicebox House (wtf is a "juicebox house?")

Barack Obama Commemorative Toilet (i was curious about this one, but it turned out to be another colon cleansing site.)

Why Chinese Women Can't Pack On The Pounds ("rice & msg diet." no joke, that's what it was for.)

Free Passes to Paris Hilton's Gaping (gaping what? oh the suspense. the site was no longer available, so i guess we'll never know.)


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